Hippitize

The art of locking up someone in a basement and throwing away the key... Cartman style.

If I see another pot head I'm going to hippitize him.

hippite

A combination of "hippy" and "luddite." Someone entering senior citizen-hood who still maintains the dress and attitudes of his or her youth.

John: How was the Dylan concert?

Rosemary: Great, except every time I tried to take a photo some old hippite jumped up and blocked my view.