hippo yawning

A phrase used to describe someone's huge vagina.

''how was Linda in bed then?'' ''I didn't even touch the side's her fanny's like a Hippo Yawning''.

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hippo's yawn

a simile for a particularly large vagina, named so because it resembles a hippo yawning. minus the big teeth a hippo possesses of course. that would just be weird.

a hippo's yawn can usually be found attached to a slosher or perhaps a lady that has given birth to twins with heads like south park's mr mackey.

trevor : how'd it go with that slag last night then?
pete : mate, she had a minge like a hippo's yawn
trevor : that bad huh?
pete : seriously, it was like stirring a bucket of wallpaper paste with a pencil

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Cunt like a Hippo yawning

A girl with a vagina so badly damaged when she upens her legs it looks like a hippo with its mouth open.

Dude I was going down on her and took her panties off and I got scard I thought I was on the Discovery channel, She had a cunt like a Hippo yawning and it made a wierd noise at me.

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Yawning Hippo

Another name for a larger than average Vagina, see also wizards sleeve

Christ! i went down on this bird last week and it was like looking straight into the mouth of a yawning hippo

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