hipster fart

noun.

a bodily gaseous discharge air-trapped in skinny jeans, and only noticed once the skinny jeans are peeled off.

<scene>hipster taking off pants</scene>

Whoa, what's that smell? did I just fart? I don't remember--Oh, it must have been my fart from noon, which was trapped in my skinny jeans. silly me.

I can't believe I hipster farted. How tres embarra-silly.

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