Hipster Shower

Taking a shower only once every two weeks, or never.

Hipster: Should I buy that rare "Joy Division" EP, or should I buy soap?

Innocent Bystander: Nevermind the EP, you stink. Get the soap, you must only take Hipster Showers.

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Hipster shower

Hipster shower

I got so sick last night I gave myself a hipster shower.

I had to throw up and shit at the same time and I couldn’t get my skinny jeans down fast enough so I shit my diarrhea io my back.

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