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A not very common verb. yes it is an action, and is preformed in self-defense from a crazy bitch. I think the "you can't hit a girl rule is bullshit SOMETIMES" if a girl wants to fight you do it afterschool or when faculty or authority aren't looking.
But anyways i'm not gonna be an asshole and talk shit about girls, hahaha i bet some girls reading this already are getting mad and you can tell a guy like me wrote this ;)
It happens sometimes girls will piss you off guys so just ignore them, and eventually if they really piss you off then beat their ass....haha have fun!
THAT AT THE BOTTOM IS THE BEGINNING OF THE EXAMPLE
Davis went on the bus to get home from school, but when he sat down on his seat another girl sat on the other seat near him, this girl was named Jessika. then Jessika was talking about who are the hottest guys in the school. Davis liked getting involved and making friends, so he tried getting in the conversation. Jessika was a bitch but she just said "why are you starring do you like me?". Davis said "chill, i just want to talk with ya'll" Haha, davis acted cool and said your not gonna be cool with other people if you keep acting mean. Jessika said shut up, and he said ok. Moments later, on the way near the apartments he lives in, davis was looking at the window. While Jessika was being invited to a friend's home. They got off the bus with the other kids, and Davis got up and got out, meanwhile
Jessika said "MOVE!". then when he was heading home, Jessika said "you stank!! weirdo" Then he said shut the fuck up i dont want to talk to you" jessika got pissed and said fag ass!! and pushed him. davis said one day your gonna mess with the wrong fucking person! jessika slapped him. this sparked Davis's move he punched her. there was 10 people walking home with him, no falcuty or staff to stop the fight. all the kids of course immaturely said "OOOOO" and jessika got up to him and kicked him hard and puched him in the face" davis then punched her several times and pushed her very hard" by that time mostly evryone was recording this. jessika didnt give up she got up from the ground and punched him, and slapped him, and kicked him then davis was tired but he wasnt gonna lose, he punched her in the face 3 times and really damaged her eye and stomach. he kicked her ass literaly, and he pushed her to the ground he didnt give up he kept punching her in the face, afterward he won. got up and walked home, then by the time any aldults came to pick her up jessika had lost several tooths, friends, had 2 black eyes and was bleeding. SO WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED PEOPLE? yes, it is ok to "hit a girl" as long as its in self-defense because no one is gonna let a bitch slap you maybe at public places and at school.
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Hit a girl day is when a girl thinks they can put their hands on you so u have to hit them back us men are tired of y'all Bullshit we have rights to of course now we do😈😈 (May 7th through 12)
Nataliya: *Hits Satnam* shut your mouth
Satnam: *Slaps Nataliya* dont hit me bitch I didn't touch you
Nataliya: *Cries* I FUCKIN HATE YOU ABUSIVE SHIT.
Satnam: *laughs* that's what that bitch ass Nataliya gets fucking putting her hands on me for no reason what the hell did i do?
Its Hit a Girl Day
Bronathan: it's hit a girl day Satnam
Satnam: Yes I can finally defend myself instead of looking like a bitch.
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When you try to court a female via direct messaging, or phone call
I’m gonna try and hit a girl’s line today
The most kick-ass character in the film Kick-Ass. Played by the very talented Chloe Grace Moretz, she's a pint-sized, fowl-mouthed 9-year-old superhero who, with the help of her father's training and her advanced experienced with elaborate weaponry, kicks some serious bad guy ass.
Kick-Ass: "How do I get a hold of you?
Hit-Girl: "You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal that shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock."
Hit-Girl (to the drug-dealing villains): "Ok, you cunts. Let's see what you can do now."
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when typically a guy tries to get with a girl, talk to her, make her feel special by saying small things.
i’ve been feeling kinda down and lonely lately, ima go hit on a girl and see where it could go.
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Timmy : Ain't that the hit or miss girl?
Guy : Oh yeah Nyannyancosplay
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