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HOS

Hand on shaft - Awkward experience between two non-gay men involving one male's hand ending on another male's shaft.

"Kevin had an HOS experience with his roommate."

by Kevin's roommates April 21, 2010

122๐Ÿ‘ 89๐Ÿ‘Ž


HOS

Husband Over Shoulder

used in e-cheating IM, blog, or email:

Wanna MIRL, OOPS! HOS, Bye!

by themomma December 26, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


ho ho ho

Santa's cry, or three prostitutes.

ho ho ho, it's christmas!

by Tom Thirwall August 30, 2003

3544๐Ÿ‘ 243๐Ÿ‘Ž


ho ho ho

The three words Santa Clause says when he sees your mother, aunt and sister in the same room.

Santa: Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas.

by Roy- December 20, 2006

1319๐Ÿ‘ 240๐Ÿ‘Ž


ho ho ho

Santa's laugh, also see Paris Hilton

Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!!

Kandi: Omigod! It's Paris Hilton! See?
Me (pointing at Paris): Ho ho ho!!!

by Quack Quack December 25, 2005

496๐Ÿ‘ 190๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ho Ho Ho

A girl who dates a guy a week before Christmas (Or any holiday where gifts are to be bought) so he will buy her a really nice gift, and then break up with him the following week.

John: "Dude emily is really hot!"

Jason: "I know dude but she's a ho ho ho, she'll date you around the holidays to get gifts, and then break up with your ass."

John: "Ah man that sucks!"

by blinkmesoftly December 20, 2009

92๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


ho-ho-ho

Something said when one needs to be perceived as jovial but when you are in actual fact pissed well and truly off.

Child: Oh look its Santa!
Santa: Ho-ho-ho!

Or as in the of the Jolly Green Giant.

Jolly Green Giant: I come from the valley and I stand for goodness.
Chorus (sings): Greeeeen Gi-ant.
Jolly Green Giant: Ho-ho-ho.

by Mark Brendans January 19, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž