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A male who assumes they are right in all situations, They also think they are "cool" because they sing and play the guitar with fellow twats!
OMG That Boy Thinks Hes Sooooo "Hobbie"!
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An egotistical, bad music-listening to, idiot, who rambles, and never ceases the rambling, NEVER! NEVER!!!!!!
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Very sexy calves on very long legs.
I wish I had those Hobbies.
Damn! Look at that girls hobbies.
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The patronizing of as many escorts as possible in a given locality. Following the experience the hobbyist reports his "review" of the prostitute on a blog or bulletin board known as a review board. Often times the escorts are found on the review board's own advertising section or off of Craigs****
Example of what a pooner in "The Hobby" would write after seeing an escort
LOCATION: *******
DATE: July 2009
NAME: HOLLYBRUNETTE
INCALL/OUTCALL: Incall
INCALL CLEANLINESS: Very clean
AGENCY OR INDY: Indy
ACCURATE PICTURE: Yes, but she is better looking than her pics
AGE: 18
PERSONALITY: Very friendly
RACE: Caucasian
BODY TYPE: Beautiful sexy figure, not skinny, perfectly proportioned
WEIGHT: 135
HEIGHT: 5.7"
BUST: Full young and bouncy C's
WAIST: thin
HIPS: nice curves
HAIR: brown
EYES: green
FEET: two
SKIN TONE: tan
TRIMMING: shaved
TATTOOS: one on hip
SCARS: none
PIERCINGS: stomach
CLOTHES: casual summer sexy
GLASSES: none
MOANS OR OTHER SOUNDS?: OMG yes
ENERGY LEVEL DISPLAYED: very, very high
MULTIPLE CUPS?: many for her, just one for me
ACCEPTS FRENCH: she will soak your face in pussy juice
SMOKES: nope
DRINKS: not in front of me
KISSING TECHNIQUE: kisses like you are her only lover
FRENCH: cbj, her only drawback
GREEK: no
RUSSIAN: didn't ask but has the equipment
DONTS: anything uncovered, greek
WEBSITE:
SCREENING PROCESS: I show her my dick and she shows me her titty in the car in the parking garage
EMAIL: holly_*******@yahoo.com
PHONE: ***-259-****
RATES: $.5 hh, $$ h
RECOMMEND: Absofuckinglutely!
REPEAT: (do you intend to see provider again?) Absofuckinglutely!
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a pastime, something you enjoy doing in your spare time
I take pride in my hobby - homemade bongs using my engineering degree
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Something you like to do and regard as a proud.
(Wrong)
Tom, what is your hobby?
Nose picking.
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(Right)
Tom, what is your hobby?
Inventing, I am recently making a nose-picking machine, NP-18.1, which not only picks my nose, but also gives it massage and physical therapy, when I dont pick my nose, it works as an ipod.
Cool.
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