Hobo Magician

Be weary of these creatures as they posses mind blowing half ass skills. Often referred to as Sam, Samuel or even Sam-Wells, these disgusting shoeless vagrants can cast spells of wonder and fuckery.

Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.

Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.

“Did you see that hobo magician driving that gross Expedition?”

“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”