hobo snatching

when ever 2 or more hobos are eating out of the same can of canned food and one of the hobos takes his fork(or other utensil) and takes the food off of another hobo's utensil, usually a mark of the elusive Alpha-hobo

Rufus-"Man that my ramen noodle bitch!"

annonoymous hobo-"No! i have been hobo snatched!"

Rufus-"B.F.K. FO' LIFE BITCHES!!!"

HoboWatcher-"OMG, the rare and exciting Alpha-Hobo!!! GET THE CAMERA!!"

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hobo snatch

verb. you can be victum or offender.
1)the act of snatching or stealing the only object of a hobo (a homeless person).
2)the act of a hobo snatching something of yours and claiming it as their own.

1)
person a: hahah look it's a hobo!!
person b: let's hobo snatch his blanket...
person a: okay!
*person steals hobo's blanket*
(the hobo now owns zero possesions)
2)
*person holding onto a can of soup and walking by a hobo*
*hobo steals the can of soup*
person: hey!! dude, that's mine!!
hobo: umm.. no..this is MINE!!!
person: you can't just hobo snatch me, jerk!!