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to participate in self gratification
Last night I went home chilled out, watched Fargo, and hocked my ham. I was hocking ham all night.
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A distorted or very unattractive pair of womens breats. Symptons include misaligned nipples, sagging flap jacks, or plain unsightly pair of tits.
Damn that girl has a nasty set of Ham Hocks
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A prodigious, gelatinous, or otherwise unnecessarily large portion of meat on one's buttock/upper thigh region. Symptoms include the inability to fit into non wide-leg jeans, being able to see one's ass from the front, and when running the smell of burning fabric. Usually hocks are coupled with a gap between the back and the pants.
Deelishis, from Flavor of Love 2- THAT bitch got some HOCKS
Coco- Ice Tea's wife got two fine hams on her backside!
Niecy Nash aka Deputy Raineesha Williams on Reno 911. Anyone who has seen that show knows that Rainessha's ass be epITOMIZING the meaning of ham hocks.
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The flabby, jiggly skin hanging from a woman's upper arms. They resemble the legs of a pig; which the ham hock, a cut of meet, is taken from.
I need to go to the gym so I can work on my ham hocks.
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When a guy goes down on you and you squeeze his head with your muscular girl thighs.
"Dude, she ham hocked me so hard when I ate her out...I literally almost suffocated!"
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From A man yelling a random obsenity at his son. It is a phrase that is only uttered when one is at a complete and utter loss of words.
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