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When the penis is half way to an erection, or half way down from an erection.
"Hey, come look at this"
"Hold on, i'm in my boxers and i've got a hofty"
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it's when a penis is semi hard, like half hard, half soft...HOFTY!
(1) "Man I've got a total hofty goin' "
(2) "After sex all i had was a hofty"
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The Infamous Ice Cream Cocktail "Hofty Wofty" Originated in Chatham, Kent, United Kingdom by Stacey Bear in November 2009.
The dessert comprises of multiple flavoured ice creams (Vanilla, Pistachio, Banana, Chocolate, Strawberry, Mint, Raspberry Ripple and Lemon Sorbet)
with Honeycomb, Jelly Tots, Nuts, Edible Silver and Pink Balls, Flake, Chocolate Sprinkles, Toffee Chocolate & Strawberry Sauce, Squrty Cream and a Wafer with a dusting of Cocoa Powder to finish...
These ingredients must be layered in order of personal preference
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A hard softie penis. You can't put it in and you can't act like it's not there. The penis equivalent to blue balls
It's not whiskey dick, it's a hoftie.