hokey

(adj.) Something that is viewed with suspicion and/or cornyness, (i.e. a hokey sales pitch)

That was one hokey-ass movie we just saw.

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hokey

A hokey is another name for a VERY VERY loose vagina. It is derived from doing the Hokey-Pokey where you "put your left leg in, and you shake it all about" ... etc. If you can put your leg in and shake it all about in a girls vagina, then it is a hokey.

Me: man this girl i got with last night had a major hokey

friend: oh yah what do you mean?

Me: i put my whole self in and i shook it all about.

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hokey

something that is bad or uncomfortable. usually a place.

stupid hokey australia

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Hokey

Manual cordless sweeper hokey

I can sweep up without a heavy vacuum cleaner with a hokey.

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Hokey Dina!

A statement of unbelief or suprise.

Hokey Dina! Did you see the size of that cockroach?

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hokey pokey

a satanic ritual which requires one to put the right foot in and then the right foot out.Put the right foor in and shake it all about. Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. And thats what it all about.

Teachers in schools perform satanic rituals by making students do the hokey pokey.

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mokey-hokey

Literally, "okey-dokey". From a Simlish phrase uttered by a voice in the computer game "The Sims 2".

A: (random gibberish)
B: Mokey-hokey!

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