Holding My Dick

Waiting for something to happen or for your turn. Coined to describe male porn actors who wait on the sidelines for their scene, Literally holding their dicks.

I wish I could study right now, but my books haven't arrived yet so I'm stuck here holding my dick.

Don't just stand there holding your dick, get a box and help me move.

If you don't plan on getting that bitch pregnant, you'd better hold your dick or stick it in her butt, else you'll wind up her babydaddy.

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Hold my dick

A term used when someone does something seemingly impossible or just plain awesome. The witnesses should then proceed to hold the persons dick.

Just smoked a bowl during my graduation ceremony!.....HOLD MY DICK!!!!

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Hold Your Dick

Wait. Plain and simple. Acceptable mixed gender alternative is "hold your donkey". Either way, it's #HYD.

Bruce: Gary, carry my beer to the car.
Gary: Bruce, hold your dick, I'll be right there.

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hold my dick

a saying usedvwhen shits about to go down. pronounced:

(ho my dick)

guy 1:dude, u gonna jump?
guy 2: yep.
guy1: i dunno man...seems sketchy
guy2 : hey..hey erik?
guy1: what?
guy2: hold my dick *jump*

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dick holding

Showing another man too much respect, a.k.a dickriding

Nas ain't the greatest rapper of all time, damn nigga you dick holding..

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Hold My Dick

an experssion used to experss when shit hits the fan or goes wrong

Hold my Dick dude my mom is coming home and my house is trashed

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Hold my dick

similar to suck my dick in that it is used as an insult. Mainly used to express discontent towards another. Correct usage includes an extended pronunciation of 'hold'

Teacher: "Ok children, do the worksheet I gave you"

Disgruntled Student: "Hold my dick."

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