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Holicong is well-known for being a rich kid school. I can tell you that that is mostly true.
Somehow, although everyone lives within a mile of a cornfield and there are only 7 African American kids in the student body at any given time, many of the students are under the impression that they are "gangsta". They are just deluding themselves. Common hobbies are coming to school high and sexual harassment.
As is common with many other older schools, the architect probably never considered that the school would eventually have so many students (approx. 1,200). I'll leave it at that.
To describe the teachers, a group of them made 1/3 of the 8th grade do a flashmob in front of the rest of the school. This was mandatory, and practices were during Resource/Study Hall.
Even a rich-kid school can be cheap. Holicong dropped German and anything computer-related. Everyone knows that the beloved French teacher will be going next. Every student loves Madame. No exceptions.
Every single computer is crap. True, at least we have them, but what good are they when you can hardly do anything with them?
If you're in 8th grade, your life is Hell and you could end up having P.E. at about 7:45 in the morning because apparently that's ethical.
Homophobia and racism are everywhere. Somehow people think we're diverse. No.
In conclusion, we suck, no matter how much anyone wants to argue otherwise.
Typical Holicong Conversation:
Kid 1: I hate Art.
Kid 2: So do I! I hate this school so much because, seriously, who needs education when you have swag?
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A sucky place with tired students take DONT want to listen to what mr. Shillingford has to say...
Oh also mrs.Smith say “HAPPY MONDAY!” Ugh!
School full of annoying 7th graders
Hip 8th graders
And annoyed 9th graders
“We don’t do this at Holicong”
Holicong middle school sucks and the poor children want to go home and sleep but can’t because of the stupid rules!
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Terrible school with a faggot principal named mr. shillingford and a bunch of fake depression girls.
Holicong middle school sucks ass
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Holicong middle school is the definition of prison. The principal has mood swings and doesn’t allow you to do anything. Also Mrs Madden is a phycopath
Holicong middle school is stanky and fishy
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The definition of hell on earth. The principal will kill anyone who has any fun in the school. It is filled with the most random people from the fattest country boys to the most depressed emo bitches.
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A place that feels like living hell. Everybody there is racist, homophobic, transphobic, and will call you a slur for literally breathing. The teachers suck and it feels like a prison.
"Holicong Middle School is the place where you learn to hate yourself!"
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Literally a prison. Thick concrete walls. Shit, prison-grade food. A joke of a HVAC system. The teachers could not care less about being there. Students often goon in class, tis the only way to enjoy school.
There are like 4 fucking n... black kids at the school. Racial diversity is equivalent to the fables you read in 7th grade.
Every kid there thinks they are "tuff" for being 90 pounds soaking wet and huffing cancer chemicals. Not to mention the fags who vape in school, can't you wait?
Homophobia is everywhere. This is not a critique.
Principal literally looks like Mein Fuhrer (Adolf Hitler) & rules the school like him too.
-69/420 - Would rather hang myself
"Have you ever been to Holicong Middle School"?
"No what's it like"?
"Nigga balls"