Holy bullshit

Bullshit that is so over the top even religious people can’t come up with a bigger lie.

No one is going to believe you played baseball for the Yankees, that is some holy bullshit

The holy trinity of bullshit

An expression when three occurrences of fucked up shit is happening in one’s life.

Dude 1: Hey man, you seem down. What’s going on?

Dude 2: Yeah I am! My truck broke down, girlfriend is pregnant and I’m out of cigarettes!

Dude 1: Fuck, it seems like you’ve encountered the holy trinity of bullshit!