Homecumming is having sex with your partner after a long time away from home.
Lily: "its been a long time since we last seen each other, when you coming back home?"
Jack: "im on my way home. should we do some homecumming?"
Lily: "obviously ;)"
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When upperclassmen college girls revert back the their whorish frosh tendencies upon the return of male recent alumni to campus.
Pharmacy Technician (Saturday morning): What happened last night at that college next door?? Plan-B is flying off the shelf this morning!
Pharmacist: Must be Homecuming Weekend...