homeless drunk

The act of being so intoxicated (often in public) that you are confused for being a parasite ridden, cart pushin', homeless drunkard.

Evan was so homeless drunk the other night that he pissed in the ashtray.

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homeless drunk

The state of intoxication when one is unable to get home without assistance from others. Thus, without assistance the drinker would be left homeless.

Man, I was practically homeless drunk last night. Without my sassy gay friend I never would have made it back.

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