Homemade Pie

Masturbation, jerking off, or taming your dragon at your home. Hence the "homemade" part.

Jimbo-Hey Joe wanna go to the party tonight at Silly Billy's place?
Joe- ahh..no thanks I'm gonna make some homemade pie.
Jimbo- whats that
Joe- My mom just got the magazine Good Housekeeping. So im gonna jerk off to that.

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homemade cherry pie

To eat the blood clot of a woman on their period.after one breaks in your mouth you intern deep throat kiss her injecting the clot into her mouth.

eat chew kiss spit homemade cherry pie

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homemade cream pie

When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.

Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.