hometown fuck

all persons from 18-26 who have moved further than 200 miles away from the location that they lost their virginity (aka home) retain a certain idealization for a person they use to fornicate with. The special bond requiring each time they go home to call said person. Feeling a need to inform them that both of their reproductive organs are once again in a close proximatey of each other. It dates back to Persia during Alexander the Great era.

College guy: damn I can't wait I get home and see my hometown fuck.

Friend: what about Katie?

College guy: what about her? Hometown fucks are for life. Special bond.

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