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The 12th of April. the day where you and your homies gather around and appreciate each other's genitals. If your homie has a big cock, you are sure as hell welcome to brofist it. He would be appreciative.
PSA: RECOMMENDED ONLY WHEN YOU AND YOUR HOMIES ARE COMFORTABLE AND CLOSE. IT ISN'T 'FRIEND' DAY, ITS 'HOMIE' DAY AND THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO HAVE A CLOSE BOND. NO THIS IS NOT SEXUAL HARASSMENT, IT'S APPRECIATING YOUR HOMIES. CLOTHES MUST STAY ON.
if they are not your homie, do not dare try to celebrate homie day with them. if they are your homie, go wild.
#homiesnothomos
person one: "hey why did you slap my ass?"
person two: "its homie day"
person one: "do it again"
person two: "aight bet"
Everyday. Everyday is homie day.
Girlfriend: why can't we hang out today
Me: it's National homie day
Girlfriend: when isn't it national homie day
Me: never. Everyday is national homie day
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July 18th marks tag a homie day. On this day you must tag your homie on your latest post to commemorate all those days where the homies were never properly tagged or left out.
hey its tag a homie day, so the cosplayer better tag me this year for sure...
a special day in the year where all the homies come together and just chill. NO SCHOOL AND WORK FOR THE DAY!
This day is on December 24th (Shreks birthday)
Me and the homies are going to the park on international homie day.
Fuck your homie day, boy or girl it does not matter fuck your homie all day long only for today it’s automatically no homo
Fuck your homie day, fuckafriend, homie clapped from the back
Go to your homies on February 28th and kiss them. It will not be considered gay
Hey Peter its national kiss the homies day
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The day where you get to choose a Homie to fuck without it being gay, when a person chooses a Homie to fuck the chosen person can not say no to the offer. Dec 1 is when Fuck Your Homie Day happens
Yo Michael it’s Fuck Your Homie Day and I choose to fuck you, you can not back out of it either.
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