homing balls

Weaponised testicles commonly employed by those needing a discreet yet deadly method of attack.

Flickinghis bellcap open like the clear plastic cover from the red firing button of an F-16's control stick, he took careful aim and launched his two wire guided testicles toward the enemy genitalia. With a figure-of-8 twist the homing balls met their target and detonated; sending phallic fragments everywhere.

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Home run ball

In American Football, an ill-advised or poorly-thrown deep pass with little chance of completion.

“On third and seventeen.... home run ball... and that falls nowhere near anyone. Andre Johnson was the closest thing you could call a receiver for that one, Jim...”