homographic memory

an ability possessed by the gay best friend to remember every outfit you own, and shame you for the

"when interviewing a new gay best friend, it is a good idea to ask around about his homographic memory average, to keep the necessary emotional friction"

Homographic Memory

The ability to retain the memory of every queer face you see

I never forget a gay face. I have what scientists call a homographic memory -Lee, desperate housewives season 7