uncle honey

the uncle in the fam that wears a chanel suit and pillbox hat but keeps his beard because "it gets so dreadfully cold in the winter." has a cat named boo-boo

"darling, could you mix up a cocktail and set two extra places at the table? uncle honey and boo-boo are here"
"scarlett, don't disturb uncle honey while he is watching his program. you know how he gets."

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Honey Uncle

A less wealthy, or more greasy version of a sugar daddy. This tends to be of the creepy older men that don't pay for you to be a sugar baby, but may fund in tips for looking good in their eyes. Honey refers to "sugar" and Uncle being "daddy" while not being as good as a daddy.

That creepy honey uncle just gave me 5 bucks and left.

Honey Uncle

(Noun) A less wealthy, or more greasy version of a sugar daddy. This tends to be of the creepy older men that don't pay for you to be a sugar baby, but may fund in tips for looking good in their eyes. Honey refers to "sugar" and Uncle being "daddy" while not being as good as a daddy.

That creepy honey uncle just gave me 5 bucks and left.