hoodie bait

When a hoodie is just soft enough, just warm enough, and smells just enough like cologne that you forget that there's another male inside of it.

Male 1: "Yeah, I dunno. He wrapped his arms around me and started sniffing at my shoulder."

Male 2: "Seriously? Is he gay or something?"

Male 1: "Nah, I think it was just the hoodie bait."