hooka

a large water bong/pipe with a hose, or multiple hoses used to smoke weed or (sometimes flavored) tobacco. of middle eastern descent

also called shisha i think, or that might be the flavored tobacco, but whatever its called its fun as hell and you can get a nice buzz from the hookas at a hooka bar if you hit it real hard and its legal

lets go down to the hooka bar and hit the hooka

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Hooka

The misspelling of the word hookah.

Some Dude: Let's go to a hooka bar.

Me: You fucking fuck face mother fucker, if your going to add to the Urban Dictionary then fucking spell correctly. God you're a stupid benis.

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Hooka

A bong which has multiple ports so numerous people can smoke the same pack at the same time.

Yo my new hooka has 6 hoses

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Hooka

An asian way of saying hooker.

"HEY HOOKA! TONITE YO' SHIFT!"

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HOOKA

One who uses their body for money

sometimes the girl gives off signals that shes very interested and u think ur gonna get lucky so u go all out and u get robbed...those damn HOOKA's!

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Hooka

1. The way stoners spell hookah because they were to busy smoking pot to get their miserable existences through high school and learn how to spell a word or two.

2. How you spell hooker if you're lazy or have a strange accent.

"Ey where all my money?!??!!?? Oh ya I spents it all on weed and a hooka. Now I can't even buy a cheap nasty hooka."

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Hooka

N. (Who-cah)

Large bong with many hoses, for large parties of stoners.

Load with what you would load a normal bong with.

Not legal in al 50 states.

Dude, have you ever tried two Hooka hoses at once?

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