hooking it

DC Metro Area term for the act of masterbation

I walked in on my roommate hooking it to porn.

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hook hook

a slang term for a hooker

woman on the street taps you on the shoulder and says 'who the _____ you callin' a hook hook' and then she rips your turtle backpack. :(

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Hooked

Being totally in love or addicted to someone.

We went on a date last night and I am totally hooked

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hook it

The process of engaging in any sexual act with another individual.

I really wanted to hook it with this gorgeous brunette last night, but she was way out of my league. I had to settle with mediocre sex with some fat chick instead.

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on the hook

A person who is "on the hook" will be overly infatuated with another person. The person who is the desired generally takes little notice (and often complete advantage) of the person who is on the hook.

Often times the person who is on the hook is a back-up.

Signs that you are on the hook:
1) giving foot rubs
2) making mixed tapes/cds/play lists
3) making chocolate cake
4) dropping everything at a moments notice to be with the other person.

Ted: "Lisa came over last night and I gave her a foot rub as we watched a move."
Marshall: "Are you guys dating now?"
Ted: "No, she is still with her boyfriend, she is just looking for the right time to break the news."
Marshall: "Dude, you are so on the hook."

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On The Hook

When a girl likes you but does not plan on committing to you, but keeps you around just in case something goes wrong

Ted was On The Hook with Lili

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hook

Catchy part of a song that draws in the listener. not necessarily the chrous.

yo, i love the hook on the song.

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