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Two men sit in the driver's seat of two parked trucks, and their respective female companions sit in the passenger's seat. The trucks are parked facing the opposite direction so that the driver's side windows align. While the two men receive oral sex from the women in the passenger seat, they reach their left arms out the window and high-five while simultaneously exclaiming, "Daaaaamn!"
When Jordan finally bought his new truck, he and his best friend took their girlfriends behind the hardware store and parked next to the dumpsters, where they all participated in a Hoover Dam.
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When a man has anal sex with a woman, and blows such a large load that her anal cavity floods.
Like the hoover dam.
"Yeah bro, it was like the Hoover Dam after I was done with her!"
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A dam in Boulder City, Nevada, built as a Federal project by order of then USA President Herbert Hoover. It dams up the Colorado River, and thus created Lake Mead, the largest man-made lake in the world. It is used for water supply, recreation, and hydro-electric power.
Originally called "Boulder Dam", it was later named "Hoover Dam" after former USA President Herbert Hoover.
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To put super glue on your pee hole so you don’t get a girl pregnant
Who needs codoms. Just Hoover dam it. You won’t get her pregnant. .
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When a girl is giving head and the guy blows his load in her mouth and wont pull his dick out until she swallows so the cum doesnt get on his bedroom floor
"Dick gave harriet a Hoover dam!"
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while a woman is performing fellatio on a male and before the male feels that he is going to bust he grabs a large blund object (which he hid nearby prior to the act)and knocks out the woman. he then proceeds and finishes in her mouth however because the woman is knocked out the substance stays in her mouth and dries up creating a blockage.
woman: (awakengin to bruise on her head) "wow what happened last night?"
maid: "senor nicholas gave you a hoover damn, also we need more lemon pledge"
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When President Hoover was in office the Great Depression happened. A lot of people went poor and homeless. A hoover dam was the name given to the places the homeless lived durning that time.
The homeless lived in a Hoover Dam during the great depression.
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