horizontal bugle horn

When youreating someone's ass and they fart in your mouth

Person 1: I was eating rihanna's ass last night and she fartes in my mouth.
Person 2: Haha you got a horizontal bugle horn
Yo i was tongue punching this bithc's fart box when she back door queefed in my pie hole. So i gagged up my dinner all over her poop deck. Couldn't believe she gave me a horizontal bugle horn