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to have sex horizontally, preferably in a bed to best stimulate the sexual interaction between participants
Even though John didn't dance to traditional music and environments too well, he was pro when it came to the horizontal dance.
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Gettin' jiggy with it
Barry Whitesque style term referring to the act of indulging in a bit of hide the sausage
"Let's turn the lights down low baby, have a little wine and later... do a little horizontal dancing"
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The act of laying down on something, and flailing your arms and legs about to music, thus creating the effect that you are dancing.
(Laying on bed talking)
Kenzie: This is a good song!
Caitlin: I have to dance but im too lazy to get up...
Kenzie: Now is a time for Horizontal dancing!
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The horizontal ballroom dance is similar to the horizontal mambo (sex) except it is a lot classier. Classy people perform in the act of horizontal ballroom dance. Aka classy people sex
Thomas H. wants to horizontal ballroom dance but he is a hodonk boy from the south so he can only horizontal square dance.
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A half-NSFW way of referring to sex.
See also: Horizontal tango
Troy: So why are U afraid of Ryan and Sharpay?
Kelsi: I walked on them doing the horizontal love dance and they pushed me out of a window...
Cute, descriptive name for engaging in sexual intercourse.
I picked up this chick at a bar, and we went back to my place and did the horizontal bone dance.
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Normal sex when Male is on top of a Female *dancing* the night away. It is usually in the bed but as long as the girl or the guy is laying on top and both are lying down, it can be called "Horizontal Happy Dance"
Got it from a Legend of Zelda parody on Youtube.
Link:hey do you want to do the horizontal happy dance with me?
Random Hotel Girl:Sure! I love to dance!
Link: Ok, your really gonna love it!
Random Hotel Gilr: wait.....