French Hornist

One who plays the French horn. Because of the way French hornists blow into their instruments and the very small size of the French horn's mouthpiece, French hornists are very well known for being amazing kissers.

1: Who do you like kissing the best?

2: That really cute band kid, Conrad.

1: Oh, him? Really?

2: He's a French hornist.

1: Oh, well that makes sense then. What's his number?

87👍 9👎

Hornist

A form of identity politics centered on a vision of a pan-Horn African geopolitical future. This is based on a peception that Horners could form a viable form of regionalism due to the fact that Horners share similar traits, such as being Cushitic, having E-M215 (also E3b) as a predominant haplogroup, and distinct phenotype. Such a polity has never materialized except under the command of Ahmed Gragn (circa 16th century) and Ismail Mire (Darwiish supreme commander).

He was proposing for a Hornist union

pan-hornist

A proponent of solidarity among Horners, i.e. Afars, Oromos, Amharas, Somalis etc.

she's a pan-hornist