A person who wants to fuck everything and everyone
βDude that sofa look kinda fuckableβ
βEw you horny bastardβ
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Horny bastered is a title earned from your peers. If you are called a horny bastered it probably means YOUR SO FUCKING HORNY YOU CAN'T CONTROL IT,MAKING IT SO FUCKING obvious your trying to make some one your cum dumpster
Wow Bob your a Horny bastard tonight
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A guy that don't have his own horn to toot, and don't have to toot his own horn. He might toot his boys horn though, if his boy brought a horn to toot over.
Jared was tooting Bobby's trombone yesterday. He's a horny bastard.
DJ Cold Ice doesn't usually play a horn, but the other day he was fuckin with Jerome's trumpet for about 25 minutes.
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Someone who is always horny and is typically named Carlos. Usually are still virgins as well.
Carlos keeps on showing us pictures of girls from Instagram that he has a zero chance of getting. What a horny bastard !!
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The immature idiots in the morning Energy Academy class that gather round in a circle and share the nudes they have collected.
Look, it's the horny bastards trading nudes like pokemon cards again!
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Namely, Alexander Schussler. Attends school at Rutgers Newark and loves to do anything with an orafice. Craves sex and food 24/7.
That horny bastard will spread his cock milk on any bitch with 2 legs!
79π 41π
a person who is too horny for their own good
Mike: Hey, have you seen that new movie about these two girls that get f...
Phil: Mike, your a horny bastard
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