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Horse Dildo

An overly large dildo. Used mainly when the vagina has grown too large for a normal dildo and a nightmare to men everywhere.

I broke up with my girlfriend when i found her horse dildo.
I found a horse dildo at Carter's and he was just as shocked as i was.

by shakkakan February 4, 2010

20πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Dildo Horse

Unicorn. Slang

That Dildo Horse is happy to see us.

by kas858 June 24, 2010

73πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


dog horse magenta dildo

The type of 18 inch dildo that you can find under your grandmothers bed. Can safely be used on dogs if proper steps are taken, and can even be used to please a stallion. Most are magenta colored as a symbol of femininity.

Michael: β€œGuess what guys? I found a dog horse magenta dildo under my grandma’s bed. I wonder how much of it she can take!

by Father Jake September 14, 2017

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž