Someone that's really annoying and a jerk and karate kicks ur soda and it falls on ur pants
Bro u just spilled my sprite u horse of a man
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When i was watching porn i saw this black dude with like a 4 foot dick and it wasn't even hard. this girl tried to suck it and she could only fit the head in her mouth. I call him race horse penis man
girl-I tried to fuck him but only the head fit. that's why he is race horse penis man
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You're fucking a girl in the ass and she tenses up so tight that the inside of her large intestine rips off onto your dick and then you start fucking her in the vagina, using the intestine as a condom so she doesn't get pregnant.
Dude, did you hear mercer hit her with the horse man's revenge last night?
Her ass will be sore for a fortnight.
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A man who works with animals, ghosts and spirits.
My friend whet to see the horse thing thing man