horse sandwich

a regional dish of central Kentucky, especially popular in the city of Lexington.
The sandwich is made by placing a quarter-pound slab of grilled horseflesh, shredded iceberg lettuce, smoked gouda cheese, pickles, and worcestershire sauce on a sesame seed bun.
The sandwich can be bought with a $5-bill; no more, no less.

If I ever see Willie Nelson downtown, I'm gonna whip his ass. That bastard is tryin' to get between me and my horse sandwich!

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Horse-Cock Sandwich

Sandwich consisting of the mystery meat from the "deli" line onboard a US naval vessel.

Kevin: Hey Jamal, what are you doing for lunch?

Jamal: Ah, I'm just gonna grab me a horse-cock sandwich.

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Horse Shit Sandwich

When someone has such horrible breathe that it is compared to horse droppings on two pieces of bread.

Joe - "Dude, Cindy has terrible breathe"

Rob - "I know, its smells like she ate a horse shit sandwich.

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