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horse slut

A woman whose face is so hideous that it reminds one of a horse and whose legs will spread open for virtually anyone. Horse sluts upset the balance of the space-time continuum. They should not be able to get laid, yet they do. They also generally make a lot of babies that end up in foster care. A horse slut should be avoided at all costs. You can generally find them in trailers or bars. Usually no one pays them attention until they've struck out with every other possible slut in the vicinity.

Person 1: "See that nasty worn-out looking woman over there? I totally tapped it."

Person 2: "Bro, you should never admit to tagging a horse slut. I hope you used a condom."

Person 1: "Of course I....wait...FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU..."

by AmandaHIVFactory February 6, 2013

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horse slut

A slut that has been ridden by lots of men, much like a horse that has been ridden by lots of people. It's not a term used to describe looks (see horse faced slut). All horse face sluts are horse sluts, but not all horse sluts are horse faced sluts. It's never a good idea to brag about sleeping with a horse slut since most everyone already has and since it means you more than likely caught some crotch funk.

Person 1: Dude, you didn't sleep with Amanda, did you?
Person 2: Of course I did!

Person 1: Dumbass...she's a horse slut. Enjoy the herpes.
Person 2: What? FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

by Who knew March 28, 2013

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Horse faced slut

A girl you who add's you on myspace. Then you look at her pictures and she has a fucked up grill and is wearing red lipstick looking like a transvestite and shit, she also has a fat cunt of a mole on her face

I was at a night club and a horse faced slut approached me and grinding against me when the new 50 track came on, it was gangsta rap and a horse faced slut, I ran home

by Thenamespete August 28, 2008

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