A combination of a "sport" and a "hobby". Used when nobody knows what the fuck it is.
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Like hurt but more pain thus the o instead of the u
"That really hort"
"Oh sorry i thought it would only hurt"
When you snort but itβs hurts like a lot and then you have to go to the hospital and your doctor asks what happened and you say you horted and then they take you to the emergency room to do surgery on your nose cause you horted rlly hard and then you woke up after the surgery and your doctor tells you your parents are divorcing and you have cancer in your left testical.
βYo what happened brothaβ
βYo brotha i horted π β
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Or Horts, is the definition of Gru being in pain.
"I HIT MY HEAD ON TH BAR OR MY BUNKBED WHILE I WAS LAUGHING AND IT HORTS"
Any kind of person generally retarded, with a large forehead and having a twin, most often of Romanian descent and able to believe that Russia annexed their motherland. More often than not they have no friends, except for their twin.
"Hey do you see Andrea over there hanging with her sister?"
"Yeah"
"They are such horts"
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A type of fart. Harbingers of an impending liquid dump, a hort is a burning hot seemingly acid laced air biscuit that has an aroma so foul it will brown and curl nearby sheets of paper. Usually the result of cheap Chinese buffet dining.
After that meal at HoHo buffet, I ripped a nasty hort that curled the water color paper in the art section.
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Hort refers to a person who is often physically incapable of doing simple everyday tasks, often referred to as 'Hort syndrome"
when someone trys to throw an apple in the bin from 2 feet away and misses they are a Hort or someone may say "he clearly has Hort syndrome"
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