Hot Jew

Microwaving a bagel the having sex with it.

My girlfriend broke up with me so I had a Hot Jew

Jew Hot

A guy/girl who wouldn't be considered hot in the general population, but amongst other Jews, they are the best available.

Guy 1; Miriam is looking good today!

Guy 2; Yeah, but only compared to the rest of the chicks in synagouge

Guy 1; true, she is totally only Jew Hot

Guy 2; she doesnt compare to the shiksa's

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