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Hot Donut

A hot donut occurs when you engage in anal sex with a person who has herpes.

Guy 1: Yo man, I need help! I banged this chick in the ass last weekend, and now I have a dick zit! It burns when I pee! What do I do?!

Guy 2: Uh oh. I'm sorry, man, but it sounds like you've ordered up a hot donut. You'd better call for a Valtrex prescription from Dr. Poindexter.

Guy 1: OH NO, DUDE!!!

by BigDeff June 22, 2012

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Hot Donut

Something or someone that is cool or desirable. Similar to the phrase "that's cool isn't it?"

Damn, check out that porsche.. it's hot donut!

by Frank a tank September 28, 2011

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hot donut

Stamping somone's forehead with your butthole; prefereably after taking a dump.

Jesus gave Wynonna a whopping Hot Donut after he took a shit last night

by chundley May 29, 2009

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hot donut

The act of coming on some bitch's chocolate starfish.

Yo nigz, my girl kept whining about no dinner in the bowl so I slapped her a hot donut.

by Hotty D January 23, 2004

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Hot Powdered Donut

The Hot Powdered Donut.: Take my flaccid penis and roll it in melted butter until its fully saturated. Next, I dip it in a bowl of snow white, heavily sifted, icing sugar until its fully coated. I then contort the penis until it is shaped like a donut. From there, she would suck and lick the shaft harmonica style until I come.

Seen this fat chick on Broadway, looked like a lawyer type. I asked her if she was into The Hot Powdered Donut. She replied "Excuse me?" I explained to her that I take my flaccid penis and roll it in melted butter until its fully saturated. Next, I dip it in a bowl of snow white, heavily sifted, icing sugar until its fully coated. I then contort the penis until it is shaped like a donut. From there, she would suck and lick the shaft harmonica style until I come.

She said she was more into chocolate covered donuts. My eyes twinkled and said " In that case...."........

by The_Funbags February 25, 2010

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Hot bag of donuts

A man receiving oral stimulation on his nut sack from a woman who has an Atomic Fireball, Cinnamon Imperials, or Cinnamon Altoids in her mouth while doing so.

I got a hot bag of donuts from Loretta last night. Man that was intense.

by Bluncle Cliff July 5, 2013