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A hand job that is as crazy as the Mexican pepper.
Dude, Kelly gave me a hot jalapeno last night. It was sizzlin'.
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When you cook with jalapenos and forget to wash your hands then have sexy time with yourself. IE. Male or female
God last night i gave myself a jalapeno hot popper. Im still hurting.
The act of, while attending a party, esp. one put on by an ex-girlfriend or other nasty cunt, finding the host's vibrator/dildo and submerging said object in the most offensive hot sauce available. Ex-girlfriend/rancid bitch then proceeds to masturbate (sometimes days later) and experience extreme pain in her genital region.
- Yo, dawg, was you at your ex-bitches' party last night?
-Yeah fool, I found her vibrator and gave her a mothafuckin' Jalapeno Hot Dog.
-Holy shit, brosef, you're the man.
-Hell fucking yeah.
Bitch: "OWWWWWWWW"
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The time period just before prarie dogging when you first feel a poop coming on. Particularly after having Hu-Hot Mongolian with a boat load of Jalapenos.
on the phone "Hey Jim, I gotta let you go; I got a Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-knocker"
Female masturbation using a medium sized Jalapeno or other hot pepper.
Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus