When a man puts a kiwi into the anus of his partner. He then inserts his penis into his partner's rear end, coring the kiwi. He removes his penis (with the kiwi skin around it), and his partner then defecates the remnants of the kiwi into his mouth.
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When a friend loses his gerbil up his ass a cardboard tube and lighter are used to remove the gerbil. A friend then lights a pocket of gas igniting and launching the gerbil into said friend's face.
Richard Gere
Did you hear Matt lost his gerbil and gave his girlfriend a hot kiwi.
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