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when you shit in a girl's face and then tell her that she's ugly because you're honest (honest Abe)
All she is getting for her birthday is a hot lincoln
A frozen beard, vaguely shaped like a sex toy, and smeared with fecal matter. You then use the beard like an accommodater dildo while preforming cunnilingus on a female, who is driving a lincoln
Jim brought his fake beard so jenny could get her hot frosty Lincoln while driving her hot rod Lincoln.
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