Hot Dog Logic

noun

Orgin: Based off the observation that hot dogs are packaged with 6 hotdogs and hot dog buns are packaged with 8 buns. Some might suggest that it causes shoppers to buy more hot dogs and in turn purchase more buns.

Definition: Something that doesn't make sense at first but upon further investigation is genius, maybe even evil-genius.

(ex. That ponzi scheme you pitched to me yesterday seemed really desirable, but maybe it's just my hot dog logic.)

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Hot Topic Logic

The reasoning that clothing brands reflect the personality or intelligence of the wearer.

Person #1: "Look at preppy guy wearing Abercrombie! God, I would never want to look like all THOSE people!

Person #2: "Yeah, let's go to hottopic and buy some baggy black pants and studded belts to really stand out!"

Abercrombi wearer: *Jams out to Napalm Death on his way to the bar to get some fine ass*

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hot logic

Intellectual reasoning or methodology regarding getting lucky, getting ass or getting some.

Tom is trying to figure out how to get with Diane... He's gonna have to use some hot logic.