hot privilege

The special privilege very attractive people get when they say or do, something very stupid and are not criticized for it. Such as the hot office tramp saying that "We need to try to save energy because of climate change" while cranking the thermostat way up because of her short skirt and low cut blouse. Or when the office stud muffin looks right down a female co-workers blouse while talking and she just smiles when she would sue all you ugly guys for sexual harassment if you did it!

"Why is it so hot in here today?", asked George.
"Jennifer turned the heat up because she's wearing that little black dress we love." Replied Ted.
"Oh OK. She has the hot privilege whenever she dresses like that".
(and yes women do it for men too)
"Did you hear George got fired for sexual harassment because he tried acting like Ted?"
"Ha! That guy does not have the hot privilege Ted has!", said Fred while wiping the sweat off his forehead.

(note; all characters here are fictional so don't sue me)

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hot dog privileges

What you get for working hard at summer camp.

Carl was looking forward to his hot dog privileges after working with the senior counselor all night.