Hot Smitty

Replaces the "Hot Carl" during a romp in the hay where no one has to defecate. It is the act of taking fresh cat poo, directly from the litter box, and dropping it on the saran wrap. Better yet, grabbing the cat himself and squeezing it over the saran wrap as to procure the poo.

Him: "Honey, I gave the cat a bran muffin so we can do a hot smitty, in lieu of me crapping on you myself"

Her: "Great I'll get the saran wrap"

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