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Hot Snakes

The fecal matter typical of the morning after a heavy night of drinking. Resembles long thin coils of a snake and usually "hot" when coming out (think spicy food.)

Q: That was some night last night, eh?
A: Yeah, it was. But now I gotta drop some wicked hot snakes.

by Brenthew September 12, 2008

205๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot Snakes

cool or awesome, a more emphatic expression for Hot Shit.

That set was 'Hot Snakes'!

by Acorn254 November 4, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 93๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot snakes

When the poop comes out like a hot snake

I had the hot snakes

by urmomarum June 25, 2017

110๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot snakes

noun; the resulting soft serve butthole burning poo after eating spicy chili verde mac-n-cheese.

I need some baby wipes. That shit we ate yesterday gave me gnarly hot snakes.

by Hookerbooker May 28, 2018

30๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


hot snakes

Human excrement. "Hot" comes from the usual 98.6 degree Fahrenheit temperature of the fecal matter. "Snakes" refers to the snake-like appearances of the bowel contents due to the shape it assumes in the intestines.

Tom: Hey dude, why did you break up with Angie?
Me: Well, we got all drunk and she asked me to drop hot snakes all over her face. I did, and now it is awkward."

by Taboo McNasty September 11, 2006

48๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


hot snake

Fecal matter that has been kept in the bowels long enough to form a long, thick turd that stays in one piece.

Time to go awaken the hot snake...

by phubans August 17, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot Snake

When you do anal but the shit goes in your urethra and you pee it out.

J: I just had a Hot Snake.
D: What?
J: I just shat out of my urethra.

by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 1, 2019

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