hotcrack

a hotcrack, (all one word) is an aluminum or metal alloy baseball bat that has been heated up red-hot with a MAPS torch. (this is important, must be maps gas) and then you hit something with it and it makes a resounding crack like a homerun that won the World Series at the bottom of the 9th inning.

Sounds like somebody needs a hotcrack upside they head! Talkin’ such smack!!