hotdog grogg

The act of cooking hotdogs delicately on a grill at a temperature of 100 degrees for 20 minutes. It doesn't matter if it's Celsius or Fahrenheit, hell even Kelvin. Once done cooking, you cut up 370 hotdogs into tiny pieces, about three cubic centimetres. After that, you mix the hotdogs with any kind of grog, make sure to use 5 gallons of grog. Make sure to mix them in a blender. Microwave for about 30 minutes, and let cool for 10 minutes. Take a hammer used for pounding meat and throw in some eggs. Make sure to include the shells, as the calcium is required for nutrients and will add a great flavour. Add 20 pounds of flour. Cook in oven for 12 minutes. Consumption is either required through the mouth or nose, whichever is preferred. Afterwards, log into a WoW account and change all your guild members' notes to Hotdog Grogg so that they may find this recipe.

Boy, I sure do love Hotdog Grogg. It's a great pastry!

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