Houman

To be tall sexy and charming, usually associated with a tall and fit person with light brown skin, brown eye and an IQ exceeding 10000. People who disagree with this are usually short English or weird Asian Girls e.g. Japanese girls.

O my god guys that Persian guy is such a Houman.I wish I was a Houman.I wish I had a Houman boy friend.I wish I could go out with Houman.

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Houman

noun
1) a male given name: words meaning “tyrant” and “cunty.”

2) any person in a position of authority who exercises power oppressively or despotically.

3) If you’re named Houman then you would typically be the worst person to ever work for. You would be viewed by most as the 21st century Hitler in the workplace. His leadership approach is likely going to include backstabbing among all ranks, creating chaos within the organization, demoralizing anyone in his path, making the absolute worst business decisions ever seen, and a walking HR nightmare that will undoubtedly keep the legal department busy defending lawsuits brought upon the company from his actions.

How dare you talk to me like that and disrespect me. I will not be Houmaned by you anymore.

Ah man, not again. You just made another Houman decision that’s going to cost the company millions is losses. Next time pull your head out of your ass and just make a decent business decision so you don’t sink this ship.

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Houman

The guy that pull up most of the girls and is so hot. He is also very smart, but most of the times dumb af. He believes that he got the girls, but they are paid.

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