house shitting

When touring a house for sale with a real estate agent while the owners are out, the prospective buyer takes a dump in the toilet and doesn't flush, leaving a surprise for when the owners come back.

I didn't like the real estate agent or the property, so I did a house shitting while the agent was showing my wife the guest room.

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House of Shit

A trap-house, except for methheads instead of crackheads.

Man that house of shit is always so quiet. I think they bringin' in the dope through a tunnel, my cracker.

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shit-housed

(adj)- A step beyond just being drunk/high. If 15 beers gets you drunk, then 20+ gets your shit-housed. A replacement for the term "shit-faced".

I did like 12 beer bongs last night. I was totally shit-housed.

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shit housed

totally hammered= DRUNK!

He was shit HOUSED last night at that party

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shit housed

This term for being extremely intoxicated is a variation of the term "shit faced." It is commonly used in the military, particularly in the Marines and Navy bases in Hawaii.
Can also be phrased as simply "shit house."

I got so shit housed last night that I woke up in K-Bay next to some random marine.

Dude, it's only 6 p.m. and you're already shithouse.

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shit-housed

to house so much alcohol in your shit that 'hammered', 'drunk', 'tanked', 'completely rat-arsed' or any other words used to describe your level of intoxication suddenly become a simple, insipid understatement.

dude, Brent was so Shit-housed after downing that whole bottle of captain morgan private stock. whammy!

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shit house

A term used to describe a portable toilet.

I got to go to the shit house, I have a mondo turd that is going to blast out like an ICBM if I don't do something with it.

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