housewarming party up topper

This occurs when a proud new home buyer throws a party in celebration of their new home purchase. One of the patrons (after explaining what a beautiful home it is) then excuses himself to the upstairs quarters bathroom, removes the upper lid of the toilet and procedes to defecate in the upper tank.

James: Hey Joey, I heard that lib (liberal)yaley (yale graduate) dr and his wife just bought a monsterous energy consuming home after constantly telling others to be eco-friendly. Can you believe this twinky eating lib!?

Joey: What an a-hole, we should go housewarming party up topper on em.....teach this tree hugger a lesson...

James: Great idea! toppy!

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